The Clown Chakra


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The Clown Chakra

The Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed
under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of
everything from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown Academy
have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy
point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is
called the clown chakra.

If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if
their relationship situation is the pits; if they are in ill health; if
they have a need to sue people; if they find fault with their brother;
then obviously their clown chakra is closed. When this happens, the
scientists have observed under a high-powered microscope that the cells of
every organ display a sad face; and when the clown chakra is open and
functioning normally, the cells display a happy face.

The scientists realised that if a person is ill, it is because his
mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the
love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are
therefore saying, “I Lack Love”, or ILL for short.

When the clown chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)
properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment,
grievances, unhappiness and so on, and converts the energy into tiny red
heart-shaped balloons.

The red heart balloons contain God’s Love and Joy. These balloons are
directed to the “dis-eased” cell or situation, and a happy face appears
instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.

Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the
fact that when anyone experiences them the feeling of separation ends –
they experience being ‘back home’ and hence are no longer an orphan.
This is the well known “end orphan” (endorphin) effect.

So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend
that you visualise sending that person red heart shaped balloons filled
with Love and Joy.

Remember to keep your clown chakra open and remember to laugh –
seriousness causes reincarnation.

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